Our hero is minding his own business, building his biceps by holding his favorite concrete-filled bamboo stick at arms length, when suddenly an intruder appears, leaping in from (seemingly) nowhere. This stranger is armed with an extremely sharp triangle, and makes an attempt on our hero's life. Luckily, our hero assumes a defensive position, and is able to parry the attack with a swift blow to the head. Once the intruder is on the ground, he is gingerly impaled. But the danger has not subsided. Two more attackers, one with a sharp triangle on a stick and the other with a pentagonal blade, fly in from both sides of the universe! Our hero crouches low and holds up his stick, causing both adversaries to suffer fatal concussions on opposite ends of it. A fourth henchman (similar to the first) makes a clumsy attempt to surprise our hero, but ends up impaling himself. There is a brief lull, then the action continues with a spiked steamroller on the horizon. Our hero ascends the front of the infernal contraption quickly, impales the head of the operator, and messily feeds him to his own machine. It would appear that danger is no longer imminent and our hero is in control of an extremely rare spiked steamroller. However, when he attempts to visit his favorite cafe (after hastily parking), he finds that it is infested with baddies. One lunges at him hastily, and does a split as his head is impaled on our hero's trusty bamboo. As a second tries to step over the body of his dead friend and attack with his pointy polygon, he is fatally shot by a third, who in his haste did not aim properly nor stop shooting when he realized that he had murdered his best friend. He dies out of shame as our hero poses over the carnage, a stiff body still stuck on the end of his killing aid. In order to make sure the infested cafe can never reopen, he plants C4 explosive devices on the outside the cafe, arms his remote detonator, and watches from afar as the building is turned into a smoldering mess of graphite.
